Christmas is right around the corner and come this next payday, I will need to buy presents for my family. Given the extent of my siblings, I decided if it would be prudent if I made a shopping list… listed below is what I have so far,
- My beautiful wife Barbie has already gotten an early gift. I feel that it would be wise to get her another gift…perhaps a sloth from South Africa or baby dragon from China.
- My brother Josh, would look smashing in an armored tank. Though acquiring it from surplus may be a little difficult. He may have to settle for a mid-evil battle axe.
- My brother Nate, is really into sports. I think that this year I’ll get him the Buffalo Bills franchise. Now this isn’t a done deal yet. There are still some kinks that needed to be ironed out, but I am hopeful
- I would like to get my brother Mathew a giraffe. I don’t know why, but I think he would great with a giraffe.
- My younger sister Bethany is very responsible. So much so, that I recently had the chance to acquire Hawaii. I feel that this would be perfect for her.
- My sister-in-law Becky deserves $100,000 dollars for putting up with my brother Josh. Now, I normally don’t have this kind of cash lying around…. but the bank was having a special, so I was able to get this done with little to no hassle.
- For my dad, he’ll be getting K.I.T. I’m sure Knight Rider wouldn’t mind.
- My mother will be getting an 800-year-old sea turtle and a pet Pac Man that eats mentos.
- As for my nieces and nephews, they will be given a theme park of their own choice that will equipped with life size catapults.
- My older sister Rachel will get the car of her dreams and my mother-in-law will get the truck she always wanted,
Now of course this is the first draft of my Christmas list, there is bound to be a few changes here or there. And if I did happen to forget anyone, then their names will be added to the last as well. But for now, this is the list that I will be going off.
Sincerely,
Richard Polk
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