Nope, I got nothing, Nothing. nothing.

For sale.

Come buy my nothings

In your hands, they might be something.

what is all this nonsense

random words uttered

that hold no meaning

How can you have nothing for sale

I got nothing, nothing for sale

Come by my nothing

In your hands they be something

Stop, stop this foolishness

how can you have nothing for sale

when all this junk is in front of you?

I got nothing for sale, come by my nothings.

I pay one dollar, but charge you three dollars

in your hands they will become something.

Fine, Fine. I’ll pay three dollars-

if you just shut up

and give me a moment –

I will pull out my wallet.

Thank you sir,

you are now the proud owner of nothing

carry your paper bag with pride.

Yeah whatever,

Lets see what’s in this bag/

Wait, there’s nothing in here

Thank you sir, for being a valued customer

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Tell your friends about my sale of nothings

I promise in your hands, they will be something